Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82. | Crack (cactuscane) | 136.67 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 83. | phlofy (phlofy) | 136.48 | 99% | 2019-12-15 |
| 84. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 136.42 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 85. | (charlieog) | 136.25 | 98.5% | 2022-04-29 |
| 86. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 136.17 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 87. | police (styrofoam) | 135.64 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 88. | Stan (spiritualadventurerno... | 135.64 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 89. | LEMONS (lemons6) | 135.50 | 97.9% | 2025-05-16 |
| 90. | Xeogran (xeogran) | 134.61 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 91. | λ (innis) | 134.46 | 98% | 2017-11-27 |
| 92. | maybe half the time (framed... | 134.45 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 93. | jnoquit (jnoquit) | 134.39 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 94. | Chris Klenø (sircw) | 134.32 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 95. | twitch.tv/typeracerderochee... | 133.97 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 96. | (boy_314) | 133.85 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
| 97. | _(=.=)_ (residober) | 133.76 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 98. | (voort) | 133.72 | 100% | 2021-07-20 |
| 99. | soup (soupy) | 133.59 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 100. | ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... | 133.55 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 101. | Joe (seph_of_joe) | 133.04 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 102. | (clergy) | 132.92 | 98.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 103. | (filth001) | 132.86 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 104. | ityper (isre64) | 132.77 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
| 105. | Larryjr (alanis) | 132.73 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 106. | yum (yumman) | 132.65 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 107. | Resync (resync) | 132.47 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 108. | (dawittymidget) | 132.39 | 100% | 2021-08-04 |
| 109. | ♀ (independent_western_wo... | 132.24 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 110. | Ahmad (slayman19) | 132.00 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 111. | (vixt) | 132.00 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |