The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13014. | Goobie2Shoos (gooberthegrand) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 13015. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 83.62 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13016. | Attila (ladatti) | 83.62 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 13017. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.62 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 13018. | sem (elsemyano) | 83.62 | 97% | 2012-02-27 |
| 13019. | Kenan (gamingkenan) | 83.61 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13020. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 83.61 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13021. | Todd (toddtonytoby) | 83.61 | 92% | 2013-04-10 |
| 13022. | XrXr (xrxr) | 83.61 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 13023. | cynthya (cynthya) | 83.61 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 13024. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 83.61 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 13025. | Jason (jsinkidd) | 83.60 | 94% | 2012-10-01 |
| 13026. | MrVestacus (mrvestacus) | 83.60 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 13027. | Crash (crash310) | 83.60 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13028. | Bailey (ghostboo_) | 83.60 | 99% | 2022-02-13 |
| 13029. | Evan (decone) | 83.60 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 13030. | Koby (basedone) | 83.59 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13031. | Boris (voidnothing) | 83.59 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 13032. | Ishak (isholini) | 83.59 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 13033. | dEs (blackmantra) | 83.59 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
| 13034. | Dylan (chrunchy) | 83.58 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 13035. | Dio (slado122) | 83.58 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13036. | Li (libung) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13037. | Eddy (alr3adytaken) | 83.58 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 13038. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 83.58 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 13039. | Arun (genxt) | 83.58 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 13040. | unfrog (unfrog) | 83.57 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 13041. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 83.57 | 96.9% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13042. | bryan (bryan1111) | 83.57 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13043. | Regen (konpa) | 83.57 | 95% | 2013-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |