The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11426. | gaurav (somaiyagaurav) | 44.27 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 11427. | porphyrogennetos (porphyrog... | 44.26 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11428. | Kacper (alca) | 44.26 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 11429. | saquib (saquibmnsr) | 44.25 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 11430. | Evgeniy (cybergeene) | 44.25 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 11431. | Joe (joeyip) | 44.25 | 93% | 2012-05-01 |
| 11432. | HOÀNG (duc93t) | 44.25 | 97% | 2012-11-12 |
| 11433. | Bliss (bjmcloughlin22) | 44.25 | 88% | 2013-12-19 |
| 11434. | Tran (tranbaoson) | 44.24 | 94% | 2022-11-24 |
| 11435. | Carol-Lee (ginger_flake) | 44.24 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 11436. | Max (taxi_max) | 44.24 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 11437. | Wiktor (wicker6) | 44.24 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11438. | Aditya (aditya_1024) | 44.24 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11439. | Amin (amininho) | 44.24 | 85% | 2016-12-29 |
| 11440. | Mohammad (zargar91) | 44.24 | 92% | 2017-05-02 |
| 11441. | dewz (dews) | 44.24 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 11442. | Jessica (jessi_p3) | 44.23 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 11443. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 44.23 | 92% | 2020-07-11 |
| 11444. | Nguyễn Thế Tùng (chuye... | 44.23 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 11445. | Azizkhan (azizkhan) | 44.23 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 11446. | KriVin (vinay_khanna) | 44.22 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 11447. | Х. (falcon0338) | 44.22 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 11448. | pankaj (vashishth_kec) | 44.22 | 91% | 2012-06-08 |
| 11449. | Ton's (tonzarinas) | 44.22 | 97% | 2011-05-30 |
| 11450. | dean (griffo60) | 44.22 | 89% | 2014-06-18 |
| 11451. | tarun kumar (tarunkumar8800) | 44.21 | 93.8% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11452. | Trang (tranguyenbk94) | 44.21 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 11453. | Roscoe (roscoefelix) | 44.21 | 95% | 2012-03-31 |
| 11454. | Tom (himmat1005) | 44.21 | 92% | 2015-04-20 |
| 11455. | batbayar (winnerb43) | 44.21 | 91% | 2017-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |