I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1974. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 84.89 | 97.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1975. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 84.88 | 97.3% | 2024-11-12 |
| 1976. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 84.87 | 94% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1977. | Vincent (kingvince160) | 84.86 | 97.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1978. | つき (tsuki24) | 84.84 | 96.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1979. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 84.80 | 96% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1980. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 84.76 | 96.2% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1981. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 84.75 | 98.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 1982. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 84.75 | 97.8% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1983. | Srijan (lego_11) | 84.74 | 96.5% | 2024-12-23 |
| 1984. | Simi (simandrei) | 84.73 | 97% | 2024-12-04 |
| 1985. | chckn (chckm) | 84.70 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 1986. | Cara (carasoup) | 84.65 | 95.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| 1987. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 84.63 | 97.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 1988. | Nick (nickjane12349) | 84.61 | 99% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1989. | EscapeVelocity (escapeveloc... | 84.60 | 96% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1990. | Shahan Sanjid Khan (korosen... | 84.59 | 97% | 2024-06-25 |
| 1991. | Flow (vmscode) | 84.59 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1992. | sakthi (sakthiram17_17) | 84.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1993. | Saad (saad9766) | 84.54 | 96% | 2024-05-23 |
| 1994. | Joker_Lobo (waleed_lobo) | 84.51 | 96.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1995. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 84.50 | 96.6% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1996. | Claudio (tato41) | 84.50 | 96.4% | 2024-12-17 |
| 1997. | Whirlo (whirlos) | 84.49 | 95% | 2024-09-15 |
| 1998. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 84.43 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 1999. | idk (idk_tbh2) | 84.42 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2000. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.41 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2001. | Evans (xerodo) | 84.37 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2002. | deezNuties (anon_hentai_lover) | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 2003. | Ashley (ashleya9790) | 84.35 | 96.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |