I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4330. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 105.44 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 4331. | Zepided (zepided) | 105.44 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 4332. | Jesse (triflouride) | 105.44 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4333. | Draven (deathvader916) | 105.42 | 95.4% | 2025-04-05 |
| 4334. | tstats[barockt] (barockt) | 105.42 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 4335. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 105.41 | 97.2% | 2024-02-01 |
| 4336. | Cyberion (cyberion) | 105.41 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 4337. | Logan (theperson60) | 105.41 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 4338. | Fares (faresdzz4) | 105.40 | 96% | 2025-06-10 |
| 4339. | Euro (euroeuro) | 105.40 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4340. | Zeth (x1zeth2x) | 105.39 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 4341. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 105.39 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 4342. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 105.39 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 4343. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 105.39 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4344. | Doug (dougberry) | 105.38 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 4345. | account deleted (concurrent) | 105.38 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 4346. | Raju (rajiun_) | 105.37 | 98.6% | 2025-05-16 |
| 4347. | Flow (vmscode) | 105.37 | 97.3% | 2023-12-01 |
| 4348. | Chanakya (chanakya75e) | 105.37 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 4349. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 105.37 | 98% | 2026-01-22 |
| 4350. | (atomskk) | 105.37 | 96.5% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4351. | Hoff (hoffnation) | 105.37 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 4352. | Pogfrog (pogfrog1) | 105.36 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 4353. | Snacks (iwilleatyoursnacks) | 105.35 | 97.2% | 2024-09-22 |
| 4354. | L (ljthegodtyper) | 105.35 | 97.1% | 2024-06-17 |
| 4355. | mike (slowtype33) | 105.35 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4356. | TJ (tjasmus) | 105.35 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 4357. | @benakribo (benakribo) | 105.35 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 4358. | tanon (tanon710s) | 105.33 | 94% | 2017-05-14 |
| 4359. | yaorong (yaorong) | 105.32 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |