Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3392. | maticstric (maticstric) | 68.21 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 3393. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 68.21 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3394. | Dane (brenstem) | 68.21 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3395. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 68.19 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3396. | Ann (nas2aq) | 68.19 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3397. | Pax (qmk2k) | 68.18 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3398. | Magishian (magishian) | 68.18 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3399. | Jerry (jerry300) | 68.18 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3400. | Greezy (greezy1up) | 68.14 | 94% | 2019-11-14 |
| 3401. | Kisiex (kisielasty) | 68.14 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 3402. | Steven (doobins) | 68.12 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3403. | Sheppard (thesheppard) | 68.12 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3404. | Gabifan (gabelpfand) | 68.11 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 3405. | Wesley (yemam) | 68.11 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3406. | Moses (moses297) | 68.11 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 3407. | 终 (zedathug) | 68.09 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3408. | joki (jokistyle) | 68.06 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3409. | visual (visual9) | 68.06 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 3410. | Vaibhav (vaibhav3051) | 68.06 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 3411. | Ron (kenmastan) | 68.04 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3412. | Jay (scuba44s) | 68.02 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3413. | Alexander (jopler) | 68.02 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3414. | smell (mytoes) | 68.01 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3415. | Yikes (yikesforever) | 68.00 | 96% | 2020-03-09 |
| 3416. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 68.00 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 3417. | Rema1000 (rqsxxth) | 67.99 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3418. | jason (wickeddog) | 67.99 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3419. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 67.97 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 3420. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 67.97 | 94% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3421. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 67.96 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |