As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14338. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 74.49 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 14339. | Maple (laaquila) | 74.49 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 14340. | Alice (salty_boi) | 74.48 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 14341. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 74.48 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 14342. | Nathan (nateloveyou) | 74.48 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 14343. | chicken (chethan819) | 74.47 | 96.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 14344. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 74.47 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 14345. | beazzt (beazzt_) | 74.46 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 14346. | Borgir (salazarjgc07) | 74.46 | 96.5% | 2024-09-12 |
| 14347. | Ken (kotktw) | 74.46 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 14348. | Axolotl (aj0l0tl) | 74.46 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 14349. | avrial l (aviralbh) | 74.46 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 14350. | Akizumi (linaaron) | 74.45 | 95% | 2022-08-28 |
| 14351. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 74.45 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 14352. | Jude (philivey) | 74.45 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 14353. | Tilly (tilly14) | 74.45 | 96% | 2024-12-02 |
| 14354. | Vishal Gaur (vishgaur) | 74.44 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 14355. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 74.44 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14356. | Corentin (risemu) | 74.44 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 14357. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 74.44 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 14358. | Hauke (gtxspeeder) | 74.44 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 14359. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 74.43 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
| 14360. | : { (john_fin) | 74.43 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
| 14361. | Dark (darkamour) | 74.42 | 97% | 2025-05-01 |
| 14362. | RIJU (rijuthetyper) | 74.42 | 96.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 14363. | Filthy Jules (filthy_jules) | 74.42 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 14364. | Mehti (lylehti) | 74.42 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 14365. | Yuki (yukiddingme) | 74.42 | 96.2% | 2021-02-20 |
| 14366. | νοιτα_(Tony) (voltavid... | 74.42 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14367. | (aylmao3) | 74.42 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |