So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17567. | David (dmicahd93) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 17568. | Katie (blissbee7) | 72.31 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 17569. | Shiga (shiga) | 72.31 | 83% | 2016-10-01 |
| 17570. | Cameron (stolenbullet) | 72.31 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
| 17571. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 72.30 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 17572. | Pen (pensword) | 72.30 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 17573. | sam (samninja69) | 72.30 | 95% | 2023-09-16 |
| 17574. | Ken (waterlemon48) | 72.30 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 17575. | Amber (agardner) | 72.29 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 17576. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 72.29 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
| 17577. | Makubex (makubex47) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 17578. | Zane (zaneevo) | 72.29 | 99% | 2014-08-17 |
| 17579. | Tony (adbaldini) | 72.29 | 96.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 17580. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 72.29 | 95.8% | 2023-08-23 |
| 17581. | Steven (xdstephano) | 72.29 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 17582. | MST (stereotypist) | 72.29 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17583. | rustybananas (rustybananas) | 72.28 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 17584. | Gannat (gannat) | 72.28 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
| 17585. | Redox (heapingredox) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 17586. | Vishal Gaur (vishgaur) | 72.28 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 17587. | ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (h... | 72.27 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 17588. | Michael (gaiden) | 72.27 | 99% | 2014-02-08 |
| 17589. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 72.27 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 17590. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 72.27 | 90% | 2016-03-11 |
| 17591. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 72.27 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 17592. | Kevin (jkcu) | 72.27 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 17593. | Shelley (al_haqiqa) | 72.26 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 17594. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 72.26 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 17595. | System.out.println("Nah I'd... | 72.26 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 17596. | Nein (imperg) | 72.26 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |