And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13550. | Ui (so_ta) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 13551. | Declan (dg05) | 90.67 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13552. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 90.67 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 13553. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 90.67 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 13554. | Ü (poppyraj) | 90.67 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
| 13555. | Robert (privateer) | 90.67 | 98% | 2013-04-20 |
| 13556. | dough (bigegg) | 90.67 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13557. | Karl (saument) | 90.66 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 13558. | Dillon (dpeters) | 90.66 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 13559. | Jay (jaythesloth) | 90.66 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 13560. | Dizzo (dizzo) | 90.66 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 13561. | Nathan (slowtyping) | 90.66 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 13562. | Bryan (bchung1201) | 90.65 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13563. | Meditate (meditate) | 90.65 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 13564. | sochi (ispharel) | 90.65 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 13565. | Francisco Amat (saryon) | 90.65 | 98.5% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13566. | nana (goomi) | 90.64 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13567. | Arkinator (arkinator) | 90.64 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 13568. | CF (casperf18) | 90.64 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 13569. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 90.64 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 13570. | Aston (astonaston) | 90.64 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 13571. | SEGALE (segale) | 90.64 | 96% | 2015-08-31 |
| 13572. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 90.64 | 92% | 2013-07-29 |
| 13573. | alem (gewaltxd) | 90.64 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 13574. | Julia (julsaguaro) | 90.63 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13575. | 3DegreeK (3degreek) | 90.63 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 13576. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 90.63 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13577. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 90.63 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 13578. | Nix (albus_dumbledore) | 90.62 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 13579. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 90.62 | 92% | 2016-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |