So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30042. | lee (borechen12) | 52.97 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 30043. | Andreas (andreas) | 52.97 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 30044. | Jman (whodatfan10) | 52.96 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 30045. | anticlimactic (anticlimacti... | 52.96 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 30046. | Simon (simonrosenqvist) | 52.96 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 30047. | Af (aa5316893) | 52.96 | 97% | 2014-05-05 |
| 30048. | Susil Kumar (susil787) | 52.95 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 30049. | Grzegorz (gorix) | 52.95 | 98% | 2016-11-30 |
| 30050. | Yitoo (yitoo_a) | 52.95 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 30051. | LogicBS (logicbs) | 52.95 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 30052. | i'm horrible at colemak (vo... | 52.95 | 93% | 2022-10-02 |
| 30053. | Jess (jess_9090) | 52.95 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 30054. | gyanesh (gyan) | 52.95 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 30055. | Phillip (spider21) | 52.95 | 91% | 2013-03-04 |
| 30056. | Mike (mike1) | 52.95 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 30057. | Howard (kyutal) | 52.95 | 93% | 2017-06-08 |
| 30058. | Vishal (vishal_singh33) | 52.94 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 30059. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 52.94 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 30060. | QuynhHuy (knofiller) | 52.94 | 96% | 2013-08-01 |
| 30061. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 52.94 | 94% | 2012-11-11 |
| 30062. | Kai (ivabra) | 52.93 | 94% | 2023-05-26 |
| 30063. | Kyle (kaptainpowz) | 52.93 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
| 30064. | Omar (omarilayan27) | 52.93 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 30065. | Hendri (back_slash) | 52.93 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 30066. | Thành (thanhkaka) | 52.93 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 30067. | Sophie (milk8080) | 52.92 | 93% | 2022-04-13 |
| 30068. | Nanni (doonyana) | 52.92 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 30069. | DenDu (dendu_respekt) | 52.92 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 30070. | San (spy_lee) | 52.92 | 95% | 2012-02-21 |
| 30071. | Philip (philibuster) | 52.92 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |