The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19795. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 72.48 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 19796. | ButterScotch (chalti_jaey_c... | 72.48 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 19797. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 19798. | Nessak (nessak) | 72.47 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 19799. | Godson (godson_gts) | 72.47 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 19800. | jason (jcatiis) | 72.47 | 96% | 2016-12-29 |
| 19801. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 72.47 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 19802. | Chester (chesterization) | 72.47 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 19803. | Joahn (johanv1995) | 72.47 | 92% | 2014-10-04 |
| 19804. | Alex (zipphys) | 72.47 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 19805. | Clyde (nameless_00) | 72.47 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 19806. | Ramzy (rmzynr) | 72.47 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 19807. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 72.47 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 19808. | ARK (anandh2410) | 72.47 | 97% | 2015-06-09 |
| 19809. | jed (jedhurricane) | 72.47 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 19810. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 72.47 | 91% | 2013-03-22 |
| 19811. | Clayton (laytopotato) | 72.46 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 19812. | Danny (danny_whal) | 72.46 | 96.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 19813. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 72.46 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 19814. | chris (microsoft_zune) | 72.46 | 88% | 2014-12-09 |
| 19815. | Sandeep (sand_yin) | 72.46 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 19816. | vishal (vishal78) | 72.46 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 19817. | (danlel) | 72.46 | 88% | 2017-04-13 |
| 19818. | buran58 (buranyt) | 72.45 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 19819. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 72.45 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 19820. | islom (islom02) | 72.45 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 19821. | Sami (race_for_u) | 72.45 | 93% | 2013-04-20 |
| 19822. | Michael (doomcon) | 72.45 | 85% | 2014-10-29 |
| 19823. | the red devil (badplay) | 72.45 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
| 19824. | David (saddj001) | 72.44 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |