When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12541. | Max (maxcampman) | 76.59 | 96.6% | 2024-07-22 |
| 12542. | Johny (johnyt) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 12543. | Nurd (brokenarmrecovery) | 76.59 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 12544. | faadhil (nexttrack07) | 76.58 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 12545. | Jordan (invictusj) | 76.58 | 97.1% | 2024-01-02 |
| 12546. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 76.58 | 100% | 2017-06-19 |
| 12547. | Ramu (veganerniels) | 76.57 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 12548. | Brittany (bnickhole) | 76.57 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 12549. | Avery (skipperbud) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 12550. | Caleb (balecus53) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 12551. | Nono (nono11jp) | 76.57 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 12552. | Kay (kaysw) | 76.56 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12553. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 76.56 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 12554. | Eric (symtomps) | 76.56 | 96.4% | 2021-01-27 |
| 12555. | Flaewl3ss (flaewl3ss) | 76.55 | 96% | 2025-09-24 |
| 12556. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 76.55 | 96% | 2021-12-31 |
| 12557. | alfouran (munstadis) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12558. | Ho Nam (chanhonam) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 12559. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 12560. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 76.54 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 12561. | Sriram (nvsriram) | 76.53 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12562. | root (chroot) | 76.53 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12563. | Kevin (faelinvxd) | 76.53 | 94.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12564. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 76.53 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12565. | Mark_daniel_williams (kohzm... | 76.52 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 12566. | Mcun (mcun312) | 76.52 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12567. | dan (dantheman06_) | 76.52 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12568. | james (awesome4aces115) | 76.52 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 12569. | Philip (pengzz) | 76.52 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| 12570. | Tony (nomind) | 76.52 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |