As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13602. | kg (kashg) | 75.69 | 96.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 13603. | Julia (348753021) | 75.69 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 13604. | lost (lostconquest) | 75.69 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 13605. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 75.69 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
| 13606. | Karthik (_karthik_jamadagni) | 75.68 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13607. | chalantorn (tonchalantron) | 75.68 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13608. | nishafd (nishafd) | 75.67 | 95.9% | 2025-03-30 |
| 13609. | Nat (nattykmellor) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13610. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 75.67 | 96.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 13611. | Eirik (eireksten) | 75.67 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 13612. | Magnus (moobin) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 13613. | Wang (doubleecao) | 75.67 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13614. | Vishal Singh Adhikari (vizz... | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13615. | Syein (syein) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
| 13616. | Damn (dammmson) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 13617. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 75.66 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 13618. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 75.65 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13619. | Piyush (piyush072) | 75.65 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 13620. | Alastair (brokenrules) | 75.64 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 13621. | 3ztzzy (3ztzzy) | 75.64 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 13622. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 75.64 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 13623. | Hussain (malik1122) | 75.64 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
| 13624. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 75.64 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13625. | Karta (thundermoon_911) | 75.63 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13626. | Leo (leotong9589) | 75.63 | 98.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 13627. | Heather (heannn) | 75.63 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 13628. | Chang (changwangee) | 75.63 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 13629. | Norbert (5000wpm) | 75.63 | 92% | 2016-07-25 |
| 13630. | bezrxk (bezrxk) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
| 13631. | squall (squalllionheart) | 75.62 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |