I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15968. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 73.33 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 15969. | D-Man (dk918) | 73.32 | 95.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 15970. | Nessak (nessak) | 73.32 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 15971. | tstats[bomb_guard] (bomb_gu... | 73.32 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 15972. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 73.32 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 15973. | Zear (zear5) | 73.32 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 15974. | Lior (lior8413) | 73.32 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 15975. | tropics (tropicswpm56) | 73.31 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 15976. | God (jpaul100) | 73.31 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 15977. | Fjord (fjord41) | 73.31 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 15978. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 73.31 | 98.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| 15979. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 73.31 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15980. | Matti (matti37238) | 73.31 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 15981. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 73.31 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 15982. | jesus (jesusepie) | 73.30 | 94% | 2015-07-14 |
| 15983. | Artur (arturkarapetyan) | 73.30 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| 15984. | Nguyễn Trần (dattran03) | 73.29 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15985. | pen (gulatkano) | 73.29 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 15986. | Micah (demonschnauzer) | 73.29 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 15987. | Virtually Julia (virtually_... | 73.29 | 98.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15988. | Asif (asif04) | 73.29 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 15989. | stornev (stornev_) | 73.29 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 15990. | Commotion6071 (commotion6071) | 73.28 | 96.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 15991. | Despacito (mathaddict314) | 73.28 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 15992. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 73.28 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 15993. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 73.28 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 15994. | phuong (phuong_uet) | 73.27 | 99% | 2022-07-14 |
| 15995. | 7alabsa (one_plus_one_equal... | 73.27 | 97.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 15996. | Anlun (anlun) | 73.27 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 15997. | Chris (bluesquirrelz) | 73.27 | 94% | 2016-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |