So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12755. | jax (daddydiesel) | 80.46 | 97% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12756. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 80.45 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 12757. | Bill (tripletoe) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12758. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 80.45 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12759. | Mario (mchoi) | 80.45 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 12760. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 80.45 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 12761. | Simon (nevermind007) | 80.45 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12762. | LR (lenko) | 80.45 | 99% | 2016-08-19 |
| 12763. | aNonymous (j_nishit) | 80.44 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 12764. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 12765. | Michael (michaelhau) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 12766. | Brian (kellogg87) | 80.44 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 12767. | kazoo (hiyok) | 80.43 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 12768. | Riddy (songridv) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12769. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 80.43 | 97.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12770. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 80.43 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| 12771. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 80.42 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 12772. | Rigang420 (rigang420) | 80.42 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12773. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 80.42 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 12774. | BIdi (bidi) | 80.42 | 94% | 2019-05-19 |
| 12775. | Askur (askur00) | 80.42 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12776. | Erick (velasco1) | 80.42 | 98% | 2015-08-30 |
| 12777. | Andrea (dredawg) | 80.42 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 12778. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 80.42 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 12779. | h (ewesey) | 80.41 | 91% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12780. | Jia (jialak) | 80.41 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 12781. | Scon (sconball) | 80.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12782. | krisr17 (kk017) | 80.41 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12783. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 80.41 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12784. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 80.41 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |