In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
 Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4872. | bode (mywaifubestwaifu) | 38.93 | 94% | 2019-10-04 | 
| 4873. | maya (maya99) | 38.92 | 95% | 2018-02-17 | 
| 4874. | Charles (kyaw12) | 38.90 | 96% | 2020-10-24 | 
| 4875. | Milo (milogirl) | 38.89 | 97% | 2019-04-07 | 
| 4876. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 38.89 | 97% | 2020-09-27 | 
| 4877. | Rainman (rainman011118) | 38.89 | 97% | 2020-08-25 | 
| 4878. | Long (wesleylong) | 38.88 | 95% | 2020-11-04 | 
| 4879. | Z (heppalieen) | 38.88 | 94% | 2019-11-02 | 
| 4880. | Ali (alybec) | 38.87 | 99% | 2017-09-06 | 
| 4881. | Kevin Carl (kevincarl09) | 38.84 | 95% | 2020-08-12 | 
| 4882. | Dominik (slice67cz) | 38.82 | 95% | 2019-01-08 | 
| 4883. | Hoang (hoangama) | 38.81 | 97% | 2019-10-17 | 
| 4884. | Vortex (qt_vortex) | 38.81 | 95% | 2020-12-16 | 
| 4885. | John (dongle) | 38.78 | 94% | 2017-09-27 | 
| 4886. | Barry (barryall3n) | 38.76 | 92% | 2019-03-07 | 
| 4887. | yew (km_colemak) | 38.74 | 95% | 2020-09-26 | 
| 4888. | GS (monstars) | 38.71 | 95% | 2019-11-20 | 
| 4889. | viper (viper3315) | 38.71 | 96% | 2020-08-04 | 
| 4890. | Daniel (rirylon) | 38.70 | 92% | 2020-12-07 | 
| 4891. | Michał (march3wa) | 38.68 | 92% | 2019-10-25 | 
| 4892. | Pavlo (pavelko) | 38.68 | 94% | 2018-04-12 | 
| 4893. | matt (mpcroft) | 38.67 | 94% | 2019-08-07 | 
| 4894. | Ducooow (ducooow) | 38.67 | 92% | 2020-11-25 | 
| 4895. | omar (omaroun) | 38.66 | 96% | 2017-11-30 | 
| 4896. | Sebastian (fritani) | 38.65 | 93% | 2019-03-08 | 
| 4897. | Jovan (zer0neon) | 38.64 | 96% | 2020-03-11 | 
| 4898. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 38.62 | 95% | 2018-12-06 | 
| 4899. | Urban (_urban) | 38.60 | 96% | 2020-12-19 | 
| 4900. | Avijit (avi3777) | 38.53 | 96% | 2017-07-06 | 
| 4901. | Shunar (nonsense121) | 38.53 | 95% | 2019-03-13 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 | 
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |