What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1897. | krabbos (krabbos) | 72.37 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1898. | yacob (schmepper) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 1899. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 72.29 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1900. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 72.28 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1901. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 72.22 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1902. | Runic (runicblade) | 72.18 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1903. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 72.15 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1904. | ed72 (ed72) | 72.14 | 100% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1905. | Camden (crbrts5) | 72.12 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1906. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 72.07 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1907. | Sam (gates250) | 72.06 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1908. | Jack (falryx) | 72.03 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1909. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 72.02 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1910. | Leep (th1leep) | 71.98 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1911. | Michael (pernobo) | 71.96 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1912. | Adora (winterlev) | 71.94 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1913. | violaiscool (violaiscool) | 71.87 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1914. | Jester (cypher26) | 71.86 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1915. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 71.78 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1916. | celes (celescastro) | 71.78 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1917. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 71.74 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1918. | Jesse (triflouride) | 71.73 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1919. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 71.72 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1920. | CraySpaw (karl19981) | 71.65 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1921. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 71.64 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1922. | Hello (julius1331) | 71.62 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1923. | Aidin (aidin177) | 71.62 | 93% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1924. | Satheesh (ramuk_looc) | 71.60 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1925. | Aaron (aaron_8) | 71.57 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1926. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 71.56 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |