So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21758. | dincer (dincer1998) | 65.74 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21759. | esabi (esabiwibowo) | 65.74 | 95% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21760. | Get (get_out) | 65.74 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 21761. | Helalipop (helalipop) | 65.74 | 93% | 2017-03-31 |
| 21762. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 65.74 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 21763. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 65.74 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
| 21764. | banana (banana) | 65.74 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 21765. | frost (frost99) | 65.73 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 21766. | Loyd (ryoudocloud) | 65.73 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 21767. | bobby (bobby7564) | 65.73 | 96.5% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21768. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 65.73 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21769. | _____ (____________________... | 65.73 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21770. | Dennis (dennissinned14) | 65.73 | 91% | 2013-08-02 |
| 21771. | Ben (bhoman) | 65.72 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 21772. | John (jbupit) | 65.72 | 92% | 2014-08-12 |
| 21773. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 65.72 | 91% | 2015-01-12 |
| 21774. | Susie (soozer) | 65.71 | 88% | 2014-11-22 |
| 21775. | Volencho (volencho) | 65.71 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 21776. | Nancy (error_200) | 65.71 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 21777. | Ivan (ivqn) | 65.71 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 21778. | Batir (vinip) | 65.71 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 21779. | Warren (craggles) | 65.71 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 21780. | Conrad (conrad7) | 65.70 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 21781. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 65.70 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 21782. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 65.70 | 95.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 21783. | Ariel (camori) | 65.70 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 21784. | tiglas (tiglas) | 65.70 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 21785. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 65.70 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 21786. | Jen (jenoglo) | 65.70 | 96% | 2013-11-20 |
| 21787. | Quandale (kerneldude) | 65.69 | 95% | 2022-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |