Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4897. | Thor (johnthebestmountainman) | 55.61 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 4898. | Zephyr (zephyrkai) | 55.59 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4899. | Ale (cheesox) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4900. | Santiago (drebexler) | 55.56 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4901. | rok (porky202) | 55.53 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4902. | Cristan (cristang) | 55.52 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4903. | guest (privat) | 55.51 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4904. | bi (caovanbi235) | 55.50 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4905. | Anil (anilkumar123) | 55.50 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4906. | chuckey (chuckey) | 55.48 | 94% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4907. | kasra (kasra44) | 55.48 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 4908. | Sundara Subramanian (sundar... | 55.48 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4909. | Jordan (jordanplayz158) | 55.46 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4910. | Gon (frixgon) | 55.43 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4911. | twikel (twikel) | 55.43 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 4912. | Pipe (pipekrub) | 55.42 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4913. | Adam (vincentadam) | 55.41 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4914. | Vishruth (vishruth997) | 55.40 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4915. | Dylan (ripskins) | 55.40 | 94% | 2017-11-13 |
| 4916. | Nafiul (n_crypted) | 55.40 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4917. | Raf (zoio) | 55.40 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4918. | maya (mymyw) | 55.38 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4919. | Charmi (charmis) | 55.38 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4920. | xStevatt (xstevatt) | 55.37 | 94% | 2019-04-15 |
| 4921. | Howlh (howlh) | 55.34 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4922. | Will (wgomez1025) | 55.33 | 96% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4923. | boop (holloww) | 55.33 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4924. | Frank (nkre) | 55.31 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4925. | _____ (husixu1) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-04-13 |
| 4926. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |