I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14886. | Marcus (marcus149) | 77.09 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14887. | Rusty (saddled) | 77.09 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 14888. | Jebaited (barered278) | 77.09 | 96% | 2017-05-31 |
| 14889. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 14890. | Joel (joel88c) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 14891. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 77.08 | 99.4% | 2023-06-06 |
| 14892. | Jako (frafdothehero) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 14893. | Mark (lemon________) | 77.08 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14894. | henri beaumont (wefwef12) | 77.07 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 14895. | moamen (calys8calys) | 77.07 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 14896. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 77.07 | 97.8% | 2024-03-09 |
| 14897. | Ivan (dide1818) | 77.07 | 97.2% | 2024-07-22 |
| 14898. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14899. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 77.07 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14900. | Melvin (melvincheng0830) | 77.06 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 14901. | Nils (chewhaz) | 77.06 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 14902. | Adam (vincentadam) | 77.05 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 14903. | Achyut (achyut69) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14904. | *트라기스#話したい... | 77.04 | 98% | 2024-11-17 |
| 14905. | Vít (dejavit) | 77.04 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14906. | Ruy (r_souza) | 77.04 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 14907. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 77.04 | 99% | 2018-10-13 |
| 14908. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 77.04 | 99% | 2018-07-01 |
| 14909. | Yusuf (aweeden) | 77.03 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14910. | Harry (xdkrak3n) | 77.03 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 14911. | Cephas (_cephas_) | 77.03 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 14912. | Adam (adamonethreefivethree... | 77.02 | 99% | 2023-06-24 |
| 14913. | Virus (virusinmotion) | 77.02 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14914. | LOVE (love334) | 77.02 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 14915. | DongJuan (dongjuan) | 77.01 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |