So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18338. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 71.07 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 18339. | Chaoui (chaoui) | 71.06 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 18340. | venusian2 (venusian2) | 71.06 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 18341. | whough (williamhough) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 18342. | Ian (pickleweasel948) | 71.06 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18343. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 18344. | Alaric (doctoralaric) | 71.06 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 18345. | Blist (blist) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 18346. | ammbot (ammbot) | 71.06 | 91% | 2014-04-26 |
| 18347. | Wayne (bachi95) | 71.06 | 99% | 2013-04-14 |
| 18348. | Ric (drrz) | 71.06 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
| 18349. | Grant (grantb409) | 71.06 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 18350. | Theo (thefatninja) | 71.06 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
| 18351. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 71.06 | 87% | 2016-10-12 |
| 18352. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 71.06 | 89% | 2016-08-14 |
| 18353. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 71.06 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 18354. | Young (kimyoungmuri) | 71.05 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 18355. | John (jnrust) | 71.05 | 98% | 2012-06-19 |
| 18356. | jeffery (andalay) | 71.05 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 18357. | Borjan (theboko) | 71.05 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18358. | Vision (vision_yt) | 71.05 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 18359. | SHRIKANT (shrieks) | 71.05 | 93% | 2014-08-18 |
| 18360. | Benedict (necheung) | 71.05 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 18361. | Vinayak (vinayaksuresh) | 71.05 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 18362. | marji (marjiva) | 71.05 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 18363. | Steven (swordyz) | 71.04 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 18364. | Abylay (ablking) | 71.04 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 18365. | exyreams (exyreams) | 71.04 | 96.1% | 2023-06-10 |
| 18366. | nathan (jebaithan) | 71.04 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 18367. | Sapphire (wl23) | 71.04 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |