So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31716. | Aldiyar (aldiy4r) | 49.76 | 95.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31717. | Manu (lazyeye) | 49.76 | 89% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31718. | bluballoon (bluballoon) | 49.75 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 31719. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 49.75 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 31720. | Vicky (iamvicky) | 49.75 | 93% | 2013-04-17 |
| 31721. | sothea (sothea9) | 49.75 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31722. | kaanandac (kaanandac) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-11-22 |
| 31723. | Rafa (techzin) | 49.75 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 31724. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 49.75 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 31725. | khawar (tehseennaz) | 49.75 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 31726. | Angel (plwh) | 49.75 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 31727. | Wouter (wilesc0) | 49.74 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 31728. | Kermilian Nguyen (kermilian... | 49.74 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 31729. | Derrel (pakler123) | 49.74 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
| 31730. | Binup (binuptheindian) | 49.74 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 31731. | phil (phil1) | 49.74 | 92% | 2012-12-07 |
| 31732. | Dawa Sherpa (da_wa) | 49.73 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 31733. | Suttikoon (suttikoonpp) | 49.73 | 92% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31734. | Victor (viktorian3d) | 49.73 | 95% | 2014-11-05 |
| 31735. | alex (pmills8) | 49.73 | 92% | 2015-12-28 |
| 31736. | Lambo (lambo2012) | 49.73 | 92% | 2012-01-29 |
| 31737. | mike (hochbegabt) | 49.72 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 31738. | Mixhaeeek (0lszowm) | 49.72 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
| 31739. | Ivo (ruberiot) | 49.72 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 31740. | Riku (rikuc) | 49.72 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 31741. | tonarinodashu (letsgototokyo) | 49.72 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 31742. | Tim (ts00834811) | 49.72 | 90% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31743. | Mr (renierc) | 49.72 | 91% | 2015-09-01 |
| 31744. | Delerith (delerith) | 49.72 | 94% | 2014-11-21 |
| 31745. | Phuong (mustang) | 49.72 | 94% | 2011-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |