The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
βfrom Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26589. | steel (steelmax1214) | 61.62 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 26590. | Zaid (m_z_f) | 61.62 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 26591. | Alberto (staku) | 61.62 | 84% | 2013-06-05 |
| 26592. | Travis (azgoalie) | 61.61 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 26593. | John (ehitsjohnny) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
| 26594. | John (soegnam) | 61.61 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 26595. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 61.61 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 26596. | Justice (justicegang) | 61.61 | 88% | 2012-02-25 |
| 26597. | Luis (pureza) | 61.61 | β | 2009-03-13 |
| 26598. | Clarkxz (clarkxz) | 61.60 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
| 26599. | Akash (dauntless_ape) | 61.60 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 26600. | Tyler (blueghost16) | 61.60 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 26601. | cole (cmurph) | 61.60 | 90% | 2012-06-24 |
| 26602. | sergey (isucktoo) | 61.60 | β | 2009-03-18 |
| 26603. | Wendy (wendys) | 61.60 | 99% | 2013-06-24 |
| 26604. | Ngoc Tu (anti) | 61.60 | β | 2009-09-20 |
| 26605. | Viktor (viktor_even) | 61.59 | 94% | 2023-05-03 |
| 26606. | Ahmad (ahmadshboul) | 61.59 | 95% | 2021-06-10 |
| 26607. | π ππππποΏ½... | 61.59 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 26608. | David (davebydave) | 61.59 | 91% | 2014-08-29 |
| 26609. | Kyrstin (krolfing) | 61.59 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 26610. | handover (handover) | 61.59 | β | 2011-01-02 |
| 26611. | Mahedi (12362) | 61.59 | 94% | 2020-12-10 |
| 26612. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 61.58 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 26613. | Aman raj (moreamanrazz) | 61.58 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 26614. | ARCH3R (mboc95) | 61.58 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 26615. | gamal (gamal123) | 61.57 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 26616. | Cvikli (hamar) | 61.57 | β | 2011-03-24 |
| 26617. | Shane (incarnate) | 61.57 | 95% | 2011-10-16 |
| 26618. | Nada (goldpants) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |