The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31970. | TRY HARD (painsalhi) | 44.73 | 93% | 2022-05-13 |
| 31971. | Safraz (hypertyper94) | 44.72 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 31972. | XD (n1fty) | 44.72 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 31973. | Dinesh (dinesh_c) | 44.71 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 31974. | Eric (ericschieberjr) | 44.70 | 89% | 2012-06-14 |
| 31975. | boston (bahdeng) | 44.70 | 93% | 2015-02-06 |
| 31976. | DDDDD (cortinas) | 44.67 | 94% | 2023-07-05 |
| 31977. | liu (23009035) | 44.66 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 31978. | hosna.1 (hosna_) | 44.65 | 94% | 2023-07-26 |
| 31979. | zepfred (zepfred) | 44.64 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 31980. | zakatzu (zakatzu) | 44.64 | 91% | 2011-04-06 |
| 31981. | Amber (amber129023) | 44.64 | 86% | 2015-12-29 |
| 31982. | Shashank (shashankabhyankar) | 44.62 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 31983. | Holobaymau (ngongiotrang) | 44.62 | 92% | 2012-11-25 |
| 31984. | Slim (fake_slim_shady) | 44.59 | 87% | 2014-01-18 |
| 31985. | Adam (skynet) | 44.57 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 31986. | vikas (vikasw) | 44.52 | 94% | 2014-11-02 |
| 31987. | Adam (adamcarlambo) | 44.51 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 31988. | Mabel (mabel) | 44.48 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 31989. | vivek (hodarvivek) | 44.48 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 31990. | Darsh (1111darsh) | 44.44 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 31991. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 44.43 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 31992. | karem (karem_elshendy) | 44.38 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 31993. | Jayson (limotako1) | 44.38 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 31994. | Jojoo (turngrady) | 44.37 | 87% | 2014-04-10 |
| 31995. | marvin (juzzamjinn) | 44.36 | 84% | 2012-08-02 |
| 31996. | Yahya (mystix_100) | 44.33 | 94.4% | 2023-08-11 |
| 31997. | nguyen (xuanquyet) | 44.33 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 31998. | Cameron (camtypez) | 44.33 | 94% | 2019-01-02 |
| 31999. | Zanna (zanna_el) | 44.32 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |