As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25071. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 45.61 | 89% | 2015-09-05 |
| 25072. | Wabi (wabi_borz) | 45.60 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 25073. | cya (cweetie) | 45.60 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
| 25074. | Cora (corakuo) | 45.60 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
| 25075. | ezz (ezzomar) | 45.60 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 25076. | Abdullah (abdullah_asif) | 45.59 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 25077. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.58 | 93% | 2018-03-23 |
| 25078. | Ali (youo) | 45.58 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 25079. | And (anitadmhrn) | 45.57 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 25080. | mashallah tabarakallah coal... | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-02-14 |
| 25081. | sheng (shengdudie) | 45.56 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
| 25082. | Rain (u96e8) | 45.55 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 25083. | 🍕 (neeck) | 45.54 | 91% | 2016-10-28 |
| 25084. | BubbaC (bubbac) | 45.54 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
| 25085. | gegg (guy_sama) | 45.54 | 92% | 2020-11-25 |
| 25086. | Kieron (kierdee) | 45.52 | 93% | 2021-03-30 |
| 25087. | Shaishav (shaishav) | 45.51 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 25088. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 45.51 | 99% | 2020-04-22 |
| 25089. | 💗 Spike💗 (vignesh12) | 45.51 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 25090. | Rahim (rahim_2003) | 45.50 | 93% | 2022-10-01 |
| 25091. | Bakai (bakaym23) | 45.50 | 94% | 2020-04-26 |
| 25092. | Pronay (pronay) | 45.50 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 25093. | Noman (monkeywarrior1334) | 45.49 | 95% | 2022-10-01 |
| 25094. | Thomas (rockslide) | 45.49 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 25095. | kdjaiel (nobody42) | 45.48 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
| 25096. | BR3ND4N (bjlaughs) | 45.48 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
| 25097. | Nik (nik91) | 45.47 | 92% | 2021-03-14 |
| 25098. | Swap (swap12875) | 45.44 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 25099. | Tomppa (_tomppa7_) | 45.44 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 25100. | aldrin (h3leo) | 45.44 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |