The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6765. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 53.37 | 94% | 2015-01-14 |
| 6766. | gerald (gerald) | 53.37 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 6767. | Sanket (sanket1b) | 53.37 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 6768. | ppgg (pp__gg) | 53.36 | 88% | 2016-11-09 |
| 6769. | Val (lavmotoh) | 53.36 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 6770. | Krovic (krovic) | 53.36 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6771. | Harry (hai1912001) | 53.36 | 93% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6772. | konsti (timid6274) | 53.36 | 95.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 6773. | chuong (davidchuong) | 53.35 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 6774. | J (jealousmith) | 53.35 | 92% | 2017-05-26 |
| 6775. | Alex (someone1) | 53.35 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 6776. | moustafa (3amly) | 53.35 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6777. | jack (jackmort) | 53.34 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 6778. | Soulreaper (soulreaperdeath... | 53.34 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6779. | joshua (boangka008) | 53.34 | 83% | 2016-03-18 |
| 6780. | Cooper (coopy498) | 53.34 | 96% | 2014-07-28 |
| 6781. | Vidya (vidyaprasad) | 53.33 | 90% | 2014-12-01 |
| 6782. | Pham (quanghuy19801) | 53.33 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 6783. | Harshal (chimu) | 53.33 | 86% | 2013-01-19 |
| 6784. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 53.32 | 89% | 2015-08-30 |
| 6785. | Jeff (jefftherudy) | 53.32 | 92% | 2021-01-10 |
| 6786. | Lammain (lam3082004) | 53.32 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 6787. | Mark (tehone4u) | 53.32 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 6788. | Shravan singh (brago) | 53.32 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 6789. | Toast (toastinsometoast) | 53.32 | 96% | 2023-07-15 |
| 6790. | johnny (jdmalcolm) | 53.32 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 6791. | frank (frankpc) | 53.32 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 6792. | Pedro (glockworks) | 53.32 | 92% | 2012-12-17 |
| 6793. | BotRazmic (botrazmic) | 53.31 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 6794. | Dr_thrax (dr_thrax1) | 53.31 | 94% | 2018-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |