The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17201. | kcirreb (kcirreb) | 76.42 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 17202. | jonjonbon (jonjonbon) | 76.42 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 17203. | Cockep (cockep) | 76.42 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 17204. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 76.42 | 95% | 2023-11-02 |
| 17205. | Josh (joshc4) | 76.41 | 89% | 2016-09-26 |
| 17206. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 76.41 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 17207. | Trip (tripthethird) | 76.41 | 94% | 2022-04-30 |
| 17208. | 🍉 (plexisbetter) | 76.41 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 17209. | Tri (trichy26) | 76.41 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| 17210. | Duchamp (lpiechocki) | 76.41 | 99% | 2012-05-09 |
| 17211. | Junky (junkychunk) | 76.41 | 99% | 2011-07-12 |
| 17212. | Anthony (mike916) | 76.40 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 17213. | ColonelHu (colonelhu) | 76.40 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 17214. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 76.40 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17215. | Jaden (licky_lizard) | 76.40 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 17216. | Nirmal (nirmalraj) | 76.40 | 91% | 2014-03-04 |
| 17217. | Vidovic (vidovic03) | 76.39 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 17218. | Evoril (evoril) | 76.39 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 17219. | Ben (lampost) | 76.39 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 17220. | Tabari (babycry14) | 76.39 | 98% | 2015-12-14 |
| 17221. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 76.39 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 17222. | Svik (mdf288) | 76.39 | 98% | 2016-09-20 |
| 17223. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 76.39 | 96% | 2017-01-24 |
| 17224. | Monica (monicake) | 76.38 | 88% | 2013-04-26 |
| 17225. | michael (dorfman27) | 76.38 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 17226. | Daniil (shotam) | 76.38 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 17227. | Steven (sfount) | 76.37 | 88% | 2015-03-15 |
| 17228. | Krzysiek (k_stahu) | 76.37 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 17229. | thammong (thammong) | 76.37 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 17230. | jestoni (jhez) | 76.37 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |