As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11057. | covertblue (covertblue) | 81.15 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 11058. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11059. | Lemuel (camo341) | 81.15 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 11060. | smartisfun (smartisfun) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11061. | Callisto (dpi24) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11062. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 11063. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11064. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11065. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
| 11066. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 81.15 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11067. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11068. | Turree (turree) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 11069. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.14 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11070. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 81.14 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11071. | Ilham (ilham_turtles) | 81.13 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11072. | Ban (ban_) | 81.13 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 11073. | god (god_is_here) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 11074. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 81.12 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11075. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11076. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 81.12 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11077. | David (vicksdawg) | 81.12 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 11078. | Brett (go271) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11079. | Accelerating (shuzuku) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11080. | Morils (morils) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 11081. | Darko (midnight02) | 81.11 | 93% | 2020-07-06 |
| 11082. | Kiera (kraftykat) | 81.11 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11083. | Alexander (vennor) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11084. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 11085. | Storm (stormwierdo) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 11086. | the (sawdust10) | 81.10 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |