The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18328. | Nol (iileeper) | 74.81 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 18329. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 74.81 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 18330. | tstats[agarwaltanish10] (ag... | 74.81 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 18331. | Sanjeev (sanjeevpanja) | 74.81 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 18332. | Paul (jinzonam) | 74.81 | 95% | 2019-04-18 |
| 18333. | Anshul (anshul_x) | 74.81 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 18334. | yong (coaleo) | 74.80 | 94.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 18335. | . (solorex_) | 74.80 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18336. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 74.80 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 18337. | Plinio (pliniorasch) | 74.80 | 93% | 2018-11-23 |
| 18338. | Jason (dvorak_kinesis_adv) | 74.79 | 97% | 2012-01-13 |
| 18339. | medkha (medkhabt) | 74.79 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 18340. | jason (yacine77) | 74.79 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 18341. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 74.79 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 18342. | Paddi (adriott) | 74.79 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 18343. | JOHN (johnemo) | 74.79 | 98% | 2014-08-13 |
| 18344. | laim (laim789) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 18345. | David (vicksdawg) | 74.78 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 18346. | Hari (hazkaz) | 74.78 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 18347. | boiax (boiax) | 74.78 | 95.7% | 2023-09-20 |
| 18348. | folgue02 (folgue) | 74.78 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 18349. | viclung (viclung) | 74.78 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 18350. | S (chimerahitman) | 74.78 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 18351. | Tim (whyouno) | 74.78 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 18352. | Throstur (throstur) | 74.77 | 93% | 2012-01-14 |
| 18353. | deej (deej195) | 74.77 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| 18354. | Darryl (skull01) | 74.77 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 18355. | Felix (fg123) | 74.77 | 90% | 2012-09-11 |
| 18356. | Lloyd (llgraves) | 74.77 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 18357. | Quitalot (tylertylerooo) | 74.77 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |