The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20826. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 70.35 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 20827. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 70.35 | 97% | 2012-02-29 |
| 20828. | AJ (alquinso_) | 70.34 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 20829. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 70.34 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 20830. | . (walter_physics) | 70.34 | 94% | 2017-10-28 |
| 20831. | Q (gh40402) | 70.34 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 20832. | Clayton (killology) | 70.33 | 94% | 2013-01-06 |
| 20833. | Nebojša (sxone) | 70.33 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 20834. | tran vinh quang (boihanoi113) | 70.33 | 95% | 2011-08-17 |
| 20835. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 70.32 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 20836. | Pophium (pophium_520) | 70.32 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 20837. | dianjk (dianjk) | 70.32 | 96% | 2011-08-03 |
| 20838. | t (timorgilad) | 70.32 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 20839. | Marius (rightkillthaz) | 70.32 | 90% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20840. | 景云 (tanyuanji) | 70.32 | 91% | 2011-06-12 |
| 20841. | Aierou (aierou) | 70.32 | 91% | 2016-11-20 |
| 20842. | Joshua (tophu) | 70.30 | 90% | 2011-07-07 |
| 20843. | Weilun (imhost) | 70.30 | 91% | 2013-09-24 |
| 20844. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 70.30 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20845. | pinto (pintozza) | 70.30 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 20846. | Zo (zotorious) | 70.30 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 20847. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 70.30 | 92% | 2013-12-23 |
| 20848. | Akazukin (akazukin_cheche) | 70.30 | 93% | 2012-12-07 |
| 20849. | Dj (dearimran1986) | 70.29 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 20850. | Noah (kibitzers) | 70.29 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 20851. | Kalman (ferrmo) | 70.29 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 20852. | Reese (saturnino101) | 70.29 | 98% | 2016-02-25 |
| 20853. | sab (sabpap) | 70.29 | 97.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20854. | Fate (fatepm) | 70.29 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 20855. | Arman (yesenarman) | 70.29 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |