So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7462. | Benjamin (benjaminpetrenko) | 91.76 | 96% | 2012-12-28 |
| 7463. | Benschi (benschi98) | 91.76 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 7464. | Jimmyâ™” (wujt) | 91.76 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
| 7465. | Brian (123ok) | 91.76 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 7466. | gg (ggab) | 91.75 | 92% | 2016-09-27 |
| 7467. | Nikki (nikkieo) | 91.75 | 97.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 7468. | Manal (skullcicator) | 91.75 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 7469. | Technoblade (awppenheimer) | 91.75 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7470. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 91.74 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 7471. | Che (sjorv) | 91.73 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 7472. | Michael (2016mchan00) | 91.73 | 98% | 2012-10-03 |
| 7473. | Foasic (xrcutioner) | 91.72 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 7474. | David (bubberducky) | 91.72 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 7475. | Newb (newbcoder) | 91.72 | 98% | 2016-08-20 |
| 7476. | Kunta (boi__) | 91.72 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 7477. | Jerry (jub3r7) | 91.72 | 91% | 2013-08-06 |
| 7478. | josh (vgeek) | 91.71 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 7479. | William (caraxd) | 91.71 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7480. | Amal (amaldevs) | 91.71 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| 7481. | Oz (probable_coz) | 91.70 | 91% | 2014-12-13 |
| 7482. | Jeyson (notgoodatgame) | 91.70 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7483. | henry (bluvarian) | 91.70 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
| 7484. | Alex WRX (irishbmx413) | 91.70 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 7485. | Reuben (reyedgy) | 91.69 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 7486. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 91.69 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 7487. | Brian (bellerus) | 91.69 | 95% | 2012-06-20 |
| 7488. | elliot (teapott) | 91.69 | 97% | 2014-12-06 |
| 7489. | patrick (iaminarush) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-11-19 |
| 7490. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 91.68 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7491. | Nicholas (nicholas_68) | 91.68 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |