As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5987. | milkcha (ixxviii) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5988. | Grace (_graceli) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 5989. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 5990. | Austin (galactiac) | 94.17 | 99% | 2016-01-17 |
| 5991. | Liam (backflip9) | 94.17 | 90% | 2016-12-09 |
| 5992. | Max (maxbyl) | 94.16 | 98.1% | 2025-05-09 |
| 5993. | Gavin (themusicman1104) | 94.16 | 96.4% | 2024-02-07 |
| 5994. | Theodore (theo52) | 94.16 | 99% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5995. | David (xifu) | 94.16 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5996. | Kyle (ksil) | 94.16 | 93% | 2015-11-27 |
| 5997. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 94.16 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 5998. | Bjorn (krishjelmstad) | 94.15 | 98% | 2023-11-30 |
| 5999. | Celsius 233 (celsius233) | 94.15 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 6000. | (eikig) | 94.15 | 98% | 2016-09-10 |
| 6001. | TahirIqbal (tahiriqbal) | 94.15 | 96% | 2016-08-08 |
| 6002. | Yamiyodare (yamiyodare) | 94.14 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| 6003. | i'm buns! (cerealkillerdvorak) | 94.13 | 97.1% | 2025-05-26 |
| 6004. | Am1n (vividus) | 94.13 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 6005. | Danny (vetiver) | 94.13 | 95% | 2015-12-13 |
| 6006. | Keke (azumon) | 94.13 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 6007. | Zenstatic (zenstatic1) | 94.11 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 6008. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6009. | jacob (jabucjamba) | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 6010. | Stefan Jovanović (stefanst... | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 6011. | Chris (letring) | 94.10 | 99% | 2024-11-27 |
| 6012. | nilansh (pralaya) | 94.10 | 100% | 2022-01-12 |
| 6013. | bruhPRO (bruhpro) | 94.10 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 6014. | SelfAtari (selfatari) | 94.10 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 6015. | umi (umiibun) | 94.09 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 6016. | sloth (illeatyou) | 94.09 | 98.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |