I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41. | (evestay) | 182.68 | 99% | 2024-12-11 |
| 42. | Strange Spaghetti (residober) | 182.54 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 43. | (poem) | 181.92 | 100% | 2022-11-08 |
| 44. | YG | Adam (adamallerton12) | 181.61 | 100% | 2025-08-14 |
| 45. | (klist) | 181.44 | 100% | 2022-12-04 |
| 46. | (e6f4e37l) | 181.37 | 100% | 2023-06-28 |
| 47. | mako (mako640) | 180.08 | 100% | 2019-07-20 |
| 48. | (ashesze) | 180.02 | 99.7% | 2025-02-11 |
| 49. | (deskripper) | 180.00 | 100% | 2022-09-05 |
| 50. | xKµkKain- (tsvukk) | 179.91 | 99% | 2017-01-19 |
| 51. | Noah (licahfox) | 179.83 | 100% | 2017-04-28 |
| 52. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 179.41 | 97.3% | 2024-08-19 |
| 53. | (fenno4) | 179.29 | 100% | 2025-09-14 |
| 54. | (guilherme_sandrini) | 178.62 | 99.3% | 2024-05-16 |
| 55. | (alpha_panda) | 178.47 | 99% | 2018-06-14 |
| 56. | Sumit (smtchahal2) | 178.46 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 57. | vibe typeracering (vec3f) | 177.94 | 99.3% | 2025-04-09 |
| 58. | (zein) | 177.60 | 99.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 59. | practically done (g1_petrol... | 177.50 | 97.6% | 2025-05-29 |
| 60. | Cepheus's 🌌 (parkevan27) | 177.23 | 99.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 61. | (twiggered427) | 176.95 | 99% | 2025-06-06 |
| 62. | miyakejima (polka7) | 176.63 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 63. | (tr_is_tough) | 176.53 | 98.2% | 2024-08-29 |
| 64. | (tanoh) | 176.46 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 65. | (winterpro) | 176.16 | 99.7% | 2025-04-27 |
| 66. | Jashe (freshfastjashe) | 176.08 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 67. | (chqnges) | 175.77 | 99% | 2025-12-15 |
| 68. | (yamrawr) | 175.60 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| 69. | washed up zoomerboomer (oatzs) | 175.56 | 99% | 2022-12-13 |
| 70. | Arrogant (dkaocka) | 175.27 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |