Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1936. | Noggie (noggie) | 86.81 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1937. | Marc (markymarco) | 86.81 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1938. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 86.76 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1939. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 86.74 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1940. | Xan (justxan) | 86.72 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1941. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 86.72 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1942. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 86.72 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1943. | Sanic (192378) | 86.71 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 1944. | nika (nika07) | 86.70 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 1945. | Gert (gertoperto) | 86.69 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 1946. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 86.69 | 96% | 2017-09-02 |
| 1947. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 86.68 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1948. | Edwin (edweezy) | 86.67 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 1949. | Nutter (nutterwithbutter) | 86.67 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 1950. | 🍌 One Banana 🍌 (milkt... | 86.66 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1951. | Will (williamharp) | 86.64 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 1952. | vblob (vblob) | 86.63 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1953. | Anthony (antomi) | 86.63 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 1954. | Jordy (mrollie) | 86.63 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1955. | Genesis (buasch) | 86.60 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1956. | Romi (romino) | 86.59 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 1957. | invjac (invjac) | 86.59 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 1958. | Drey (ellendren) | 86.57 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1959. | Hockey (hockeytherealnibba) | 86.57 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1960. | Xhil (xhil) | 86.55 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1961. | k (mc0sta) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1962. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 86.52 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1963. | N810 (lightningman444) | 86.52 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1964. | Alex (greenday308) | 86.51 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 1965. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 86.50 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |