As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25297. | tstats[javier_alba] (javier... | 44.54 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 25298. | speed of light (target_80) | 44.54 | 94% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25299. | Ossi (mobiili) | 44.54 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 25300. | Sokmeng (sokmeng) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| 25301. | Grant (dahl192) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 25302. | Merwyn (merwyn_07) | 44.53 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 25303. | Dhevin (dheramnauth) | 44.53 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
| 25304. | Y (zyx52800) | 44.53 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 25305. | Zulhanif (zulhanif) | 44.52 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 25306. | Raihan (raihanmallik71) | 44.51 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 25307. | Anchorage (pglenn) | 44.50 | 94% | 2023-04-06 |
| 25308. | Raphi (keyslapperboy) | 44.49 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 25309. | Sullivan (sullivandvorak) | 44.49 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 25310. | Emily (esheahan2281) | 44.49 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 25311. | Sufi (sufist1910) | 44.49 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
| 25312. | potato (cold_potato) | 44.48 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 25313. | ash (ashykneesandelbowshehe) | 44.47 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 25314. | vbk (vbk_) | 44.47 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 25315. | Kornel (valnaras) | 44.46 | 91% | 2015-08-12 |
| 25316. | John (johndoe7) | 44.45 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 25317. | Elishba (elishba) | 44.45 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 25318. | Salah-eddine (sharrach) | 44.43 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 25319. | ogo (amoebaca) | 44.43 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
| 25320. | caleb (foamcacti) | 44.42 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
| 25321. | Todel (todel69) | 44.41 | 93% | 2021-01-31 |
| 25322. | Tess (tess_992) | 44.41 | 94.6% | 2021-02-08 |
| 25323. | Maruf (marufsatkhira) | 44.41 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 25324. | rebira (rebira) | 44.41 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 25325. | Mo (moaxs) | 44.39 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 25326. | Nikolaj (minenon) | 44.39 | 96% | 2017-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |