As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7998. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 88.27 | 97.9% | 2024-08-28 |
| 7999. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 88.27 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8000. | Philip (lindeman) | 88.27 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 8001. | Felipe (felipemin03) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8002. | Josephus (josephus) | 88.27 | 94% | 2015-09-27 |
| 8003. | Will (brannrl) | 88.26 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8004. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 88.26 | 99% | 2016-12-04 |
| 8005. | Emre (eaydin) | 88.25 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 8006. | No Will To Live (acindivo) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8007. | Superior (jacobsreturn) | 88.25 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 8008. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 88.25 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
| 8009. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 88.24 | 96.1% | 2023-10-05 |
| 8010. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 88.24 | 96.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8011. | Yash (yash1402_) | 88.24 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8012. | Jet (lightshade) | 88.23 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8013. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 88.23 | 98% | 2016-06-15 |
| 8014. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 88.22 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8015. | Ayame (zedphy) | 88.22 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 8016. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 88.22 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
| 8017. | randy (lordocoo) | 88.22 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 8018. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 88.22 | 91% | 2015-11-04 |
| 8019. | Neal (cynicalone) | 88.21 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
| 8020. | bonsii (jorhlo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8021. | waterhan (waterhan) | 88.20 | 97.8% | 2024-11-05 |
| 8022. | Lisa (mauid2015) | 88.20 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
| 8023. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 88.20 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 8024. | Chicony osu! (leva_russian) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8025. | (shaun022) | 88.19 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8026. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 88.19 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 8027. | William (williamusa) | 88.19 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |