The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5699. | Cubigrade (cubigrade) | 97.88 | 97.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 5700. | Miguel (mapra99) | 97.88 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5701. | twitch.tv/empyr1cal (fritte... | 97.88 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 5702. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 97.88 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 5703. | Luther (luthermanhole) | 97.88 | 96.6% | 2023-11-21 |
| 5704. | @ejburritos (oddfuturewolfg... | 97.88 | 93% | 2011-10-22 |
| 5705. | Matthew (clubmeber) | 97.88 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 5706. | Albs (albuseinstein) | 97.87 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 5707. | can't go brrrrrrrrrrrrr (ut... | 97.87 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5708. | nluttebe (blutter) | 97.86 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 5709. | Yutin (aixyutin) | 97.86 | 86% | 2012-05-09 |
| 5710. | Gagan (gagan18) | 97.86 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5711. | Grush Ad (neosn) | 97.86 | 98.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 5712. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 97.85 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 5713. | Joshua (joshuaash) | 97.85 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5714. | Ghassan (ghassanbarghouti) | 97.85 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5715. | TM™ (kirchhoff) | 97.84 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 5716. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 97.84 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5717. | Aamill (aamill) | 97.84 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5718. | SideG (sideg) | 97.84 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5719. | print("Desconocid0h")#0482 ... | 97.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5720. | Vasco (vascof) | 97.84 | 98.1% | 2024-04-20 |
| 5721. | Jimmy (jimbot220) | 97.84 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
| 5722. | Edward (kailhreds) | 97.84 | 99% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5723. | MumeiGAF (mumeigaf) | 97.84 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5724. | mokira (mokira) | 97.84 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
| 5725. | Akza (akza) | 97.84 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
| 5726. | John (molotov5) | 97.83 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5727. | Seline (pinkfluffy) | 97.82 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 5728. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 97.82 | 95% | 2014-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |