As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7583. | BigHoss6969 (bighoss6969) | 89.92 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 7584. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 7585. | SD (nologen) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-10-11 |
| 7586. | Justin (justin4101) | 89.91 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 7587. | Akuma (katanoshi) | 89.91 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7588. | Claudio (tato41) | 89.91 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7589. | potato (derpsaur99) | 89.91 | 98.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7590. | Angry (angrysanta) | 89.91 | 96.7% | 2024-09-07 |
| 7591. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.90 | 95.8% | 2023-11-07 |
| 7592. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 89.89 | 100% | 2020-03-09 |
| 7593. | Jason (bliuejay) | 89.89 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 7594. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 89.89 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 7595. | Joshua (yeahacked) | 89.89 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 7596. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 89.89 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7597. | Uros (uroskrunic1988) | 89.89 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 7598. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 89.89 | 98.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 7599. | La (rednecksican) | 89.88 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 7600. | B (batyrn) | 89.88 | 100% | 2019-04-03 |
| 7601. | deicius (vantaclock) | 89.88 | 96.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7602. | Peppito (peppito) | 89.88 | 92% | 2016-05-30 |
| 7603. | garrett (garrettguy457) | 89.88 | 96% | 2015-12-25 |
| 7604. | King (adrew99@live.com) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 7605. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 89.87 | 98.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7606. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 89.87 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7607. | charlyffs (charlyffs) | 89.86 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 7608. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 89.86 | 97.4% | 2023-07-31 |
| 7609. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 89.86 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7610. | Benny (papabenny) | 89.86 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 7611. | Zach (fast_typos) | 89.86 | 93% | 2016-05-02 |
| 7612. | mf (mf_splinter) | 89.85 | 99.1% | 2023-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |