The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8970. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 48.77 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 8971. | Dennis (mizonex) | 48.76 | 86% | 2013-02-12 |
| 8972. | Jordan (jfilip56) | 48.76 | 91% | 2013-05-07 |
| 8973. | aEr0 (_aero) | 48.76 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8974. | Hamza (enterhamza) | 48.76 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8975. | Bellamia (bellaariella) | 48.76 | 91% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8976. | Ali (faraasat) | 48.76 | 97% | 2011-05-30 |
| 8977. | Isaiah (corneliusmith) | 48.76 | 91% | 2014-12-06 |
| 8978. | Catumba (catumba) | 48.76 | 100% | 2014-09-26 |
| 8979. | Zuber (zuberchip) | 48.75 | 93% | 2023-02-09 |
| 8980. | taco (vickychang0822) | 48.75 | 94% | 2021-08-28 |
| 8981. | Emma (effindor) | 48.75 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 8982. | 快馬一匹 (horsegogo) | 48.75 | 91% | 2011-10-14 |
| 8983. | rushmin (panduka) | 48.75 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8984. | Hasan (hasankhan510) | 48.74 | 94.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8985. | Bernard (bernarddenata) | 48.74 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 8986. | Vaibhav (vaibhav10342) | 48.73 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8987. | Timothy (timothycrosley) | 48.73 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 8988. | Kalle (dolmio) | 48.72 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
| 8989. | Tess (tess_992) | 48.72 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8990. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 48.72 | 96% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8991. | shekhar (shekhar27) | 48.72 | 94% | 2014-08-25 |
| 8992. | Viplav (veepsk) | 48.72 | 87% | 2015-03-01 |
| 8993. | Olu (olumis_tulun) | 48.72 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 8994. | bb (ku_cuck_plan) | 48.71 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8995. | Vic (victhegreat123) | 48.71 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8996. | chocolate (chocolatechip) | 48.71 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 8997. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 48.71 | 92% | 2012-11-27 |
| 8998. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 48.71 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 8999. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 48.70 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |