As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16698. | Bob (bobgolf) | 68.11 | 97% | 2016-04-04 |
16699. | ⚡ rico ⚡ (ricogabunada) | 68.10 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
16700. | Instinct (instinct1) | 68.10 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
16701. | Phuong (kotaro3012) | 68.10 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
16702. | michael (mlam10293) | 68.09 | 93% | 2016-01-07 |
16703. | Jerrell (platyunyu) | 68.09 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
16704. | Owlfire (owlfire) | 68.09 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
16705. | Vishnu Chauhan (vishnuchauhan) | 68.09 | 96.9% | 2021-02-09 |
16706. | Spirit (spiritgoneandvanished) | 68.09 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
16707. | Mike (qb1222090) | 68.08 | 88% | 2016-10-07 |
16708. | Daniel (danieltxo) | 68.08 | 98% | 2016-02-09 |
16709. | Happy Chappy (oudamon) | 68.08 | 93% | 2016-11-01 |
16710. | Adrind (abgzet) | 68.08 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
16711. | omar (omarnagy) | 68.07 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
16712. | Eric (techmaster69) | 68.07 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
16713. | I cant loose (ejdean) | 68.07 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
16714. | vaggelis (vaggelis1) | 68.06 | 98.4% | 2025-04-19 |
16715. | Ar7N (ar7n) | 68.06 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
16716. | Ahmad (ahmahsen) | 68.06 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
16717. | maikeru (celtendo) | 68.06 | 96% | 2016-07-13 |
16718. | May (thiyp) | 68.05 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
16719. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 68.05 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
16720. | Ritik (beast2402) | 68.05 | 96.9% | 2023-06-02 |
16721. | alex (peopel) | 68.05 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
16722. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 68.05 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
16723. | Tristan (thavelick) | 68.05 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
16724. | Peniaze (peniaze) | 68.05 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
16725. | Cuong (nespro) | 68.05 | 96% | 2015-07-19 |
16726. | John (caduke) | 68.05 | 96% | 2016-09-17 |
16727. | Nykolas (nykk) | 68.04 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |