The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14051. | Mark (markchiakj) | 82.50 | 92% | 2016-08-28 |
| 14052. | burro (banton) | 82.50 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 14053. | Phil (pbenoit) | 82.49 | 85% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14054. | Zurkish (zurkish) | 82.49 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 14055. | punit (thakelatyper) | 82.49 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 14056. | aem (coochiecatchcoochiemiss) | 82.49 | 94% | 2021-04-25 |
| 14057. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 82.49 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 14058. | owlsoup (owlsoup) | 82.49 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14059. | Balap jari (zaracer) | 82.49 | 95% | 2013-10-24 |
| 14060. | Shane (shane92187) | 82.49 | 94% | 2012-06-25 |
| 14061. | Pape (pape) | 82.49 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 14062. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 82.48 | 97.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 14063. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 82.48 | 93% | 2016-01-31 |
| 14064. | cawg (cawg) | 82.48 | 97% | 2025-01-05 |
| 14065. | Denny (shizkr) | 82.48 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| 14066. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 82.48 | 93% | 2013-02-25 |
| 14067. | tstats[sajald77] (sajald77) | 82.47 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14068. | tysoony (tysoony) | 82.47 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 14069. | Kanga (__kanga__) | 82.47 | 96% | 2024-04-04 |
| 14070. | YaNo Khmer (yano305) | 82.47 | 97.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 14071. | Brendan (lorsque) | 82.47 | 96.5% | 2024-12-04 |
| 14072. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 82.47 | 97.9% | 2024-03-06 |
| 14073. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 82.47 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 14074. | darth (vadercoder) | 82.47 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 14075. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 82.47 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 14076. | Rajil (rajil1213) | 82.46 | 96.2% | 2024-07-27 |
| 14077. | Slippery (slippery_) | 82.46 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 14078. | hef (juboman) | 82.46 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 14079. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 82.46 | 96% | 2012-12-16 |
| 14080. | Ahmed (icebreaker192837) | 82.45 | 96% | 2025-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |