If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1876. | Alyssa (alenc18) | 90.45 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1877. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 90.44 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1878. | Juan (breadaf) | 90.42 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1879. | Morris (h0nny) | 90.41 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1880. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 90.39 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1881. | David (2mill) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 1882. | Andre (myagmea) | 90.35 | 95% | 2017-01-26 |
| 1883. | RambooUAE , A_A_A_A (killin... | 90.35 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 1884. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 90.35 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1885. | panacotta (panacotta) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1886. | uwos (artuist) | 90.34 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1887. | Drakhuze (drakhuze) | 90.34 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1888. | Kevin (kevinyeh) | 90.33 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
| 1889. | Snow (snowful) | 90.33 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1890. | Lex (lexlexlex) | 90.28 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1891. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 90.28 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1892. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 90.27 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1893. | darth (vadercoder) | 90.27 | 97% | 2017-03-10 |
| 1894. | Joel (wiss) | 90.27 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 1895. | KeyMoeGee (saladtoss) | 90.27 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1896. | David (dazzlethc) | 90.23 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1897. | Thengil (thengil) | 90.19 | 98% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1898. | Eidolon#9856 (ponchoeidolon) | 90.18 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 1899. | Josh (vballdart) | 90.17 | 95% | 2017-04-06 |
| 1900. | Filip (filip_bouska) | 90.16 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1901. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 90.14 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1902. | Zai (itszai) | 90.14 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1903. | kdaker (kdaker) | 90.12 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1904. | wayne (nonlimit) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1905. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 90.09 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |