Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5504. | Sanh (sanhnguyennt) | 56.19 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5505. | Cheng (chengjohnson) | 56.18 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 5506. | Hoang (hoangama) | 56.12 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5507. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 56.11 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5508. | Pradip (pradipg) | 56.08 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5509. | wonstar (won808) | 56.07 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5510. | Christopher (sellite) | 56.07 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 5511. | Tom (minitom) | 56.06 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5512. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 56.06 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5513. | Haider (hiderbider) | 56.04 | 94% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5514. | Aaron (ayeayeron) | 56.04 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5515. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 56.04 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 5516. | Alex (putzig) | 56.00 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 5517. | Deni (travao) | 56.00 | 96% | 2017-08-15 |
| 5518. | Guest (nherbe_3) | 55.99 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5519. | Tony (bak2r) | 55.99 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5520. | 🤟 Aguero 😁 (vadamulu) | 55.97 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 5521. | Greatace (greatace) | 55.96 | 94% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5522. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 55.96 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 5523. | supremesteph (supremesteph) | 55.94 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 5524. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 55.94 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 5525. | Ercilio (ercilio) | 55.94 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 5526. | YoungOld (youngoldboyman) | 55.93 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5527. | DeadAlive (deadalive) | 55.92 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5528. | Nurzhan (rattlesnake_07) | 55.92 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5529. | seb (beautifulbutches) | 55.86 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5530. | goobe (ilikescheese) | 55.86 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5531. | fishmanbmt (fishmanbmt) | 55.86 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 5532. | Erkhes (erkhes1999) | 55.85 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5533. | Melk (melk3) | 55.83 | 95% | 2017-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |