I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13454. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 80.25 | 100% | 2017-08-25 |
| 13455. | James (kookie_mazookie) | 80.24 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 13456. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 80.24 | 95% | 2020-08-31 |
| 13457. | Osmon (osmon_2004) | 80.24 | 97.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 13458. | thevan (thevan96) | 80.24 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 13459. | Eve (everestype) | 80.24 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
| 13460. | Guest (train9013c) | 80.24 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 13461. | lucyfer (6saturn6) | 80.23 | 94.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 13462. | Ryan (ronethenorseman) | 80.23 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13463. | Ribs30 (ribs30) | 80.23 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13464. | TheDestroyer (navo) | 80.23 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
| 13465. | PRINCE (princemathew0777) | 80.23 | 99% | 2018-10-01 |
| 13466. | Jojo (jonathanfg) | 80.23 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 13467. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 80.22 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 13468. | Diego (diego190401) | 80.22 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 13469. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 80.22 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13470. | binnycoco26 (dustinw) | 80.21 | 98.2% | 2025-05-12 |
| 13471. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 80.21 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13472. | Eu Ching (uztra_) | 80.21 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13473. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 80.21 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13474. | vladyslav (supercoldv) | 80.20 | 96% | 2025-01-06 |
| 13475. | Fairyball (fairyballyt) | 80.20 | 95.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 13476. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 80.20 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 13477. | Jandar (jandar) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13478. | marsistX (marsistx) | 80.19 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 13479. | Katie (katwillums) | 80.18 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 13480. | Jacob (jcbeer910) | 80.18 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
| 13481. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 80.18 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 13482. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 80.18 | 96.6% | 2023-11-12 |
| 13483. | coin (coinpurse) | 80.17 | 99.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |