Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1110. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 92.84 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1111. | chuckey (chuckey) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 1112. | Cythrix (boment) | 92.79 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1113. | Noah (noahlee) | 92.79 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 1114. | Christian (chrischaostf2) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1115. | Mark (mariktypes) | 92.78 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1116. | Kevin (kevinhunter) | 92.75 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1117. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 92.73 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1118. | Steve (xstas) | 92.69 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1119. | Harsh (mamant) | 92.67 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1120. | Dr. J (greendevil32) | 92.65 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1121. | Russ (rtyui9) | 92.62 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1122. | Matthew (autonous) | 92.62 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1123. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 92.59 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 1124. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 92.58 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1125. | Brandon (bgrospe) | 92.55 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1126. | Laura (luckybishop) | 92.54 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 1127. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 92.54 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 1128. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 92.52 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1129. | Joseph (josqu) | 92.48 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1130. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 92.48 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 1131. | Dong (yagmc1993) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1132. | Harold (olafthered) | 92.46 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1133. | Jake (drjakeman) | 92.45 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1134. | Mike (headoros) | 92.44 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1135. | Dunois (dunois) | 92.43 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1136. | Jacob (ibejacob) | 92.34 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1137. | Rajiv (johnnymaboi) | 92.31 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1138. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 92.30 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1139. | Keke (azumon) | 92.28 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |