As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23935. | DJ (deejayz_) | 46.94 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 23936. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 46.93 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
| 23937. | Dan (fireliar) | 46.92 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
| 23938. | Kytis (kytis_) | 46.92 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 23939. | Juuso (nummine) | 46.91 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 23940. | Thomas André (tosse) | 46.91 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 23941. | JOSEPHAT (manyonyi) | 46.91 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 23942. | RAJENDRA (rawat77) | 46.90 | 97% | 2015-12-18 |
| 23943. | Patrick (pshortt) | 46.90 | 86% | 2016-08-04 |
| 23944. | ImNotTimmy (imnottimmy) | 46.86 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 23945. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 46.86 | 99% | 2016-05-03 |
| 23946. | ELGstud (elg_stud) | 46.85 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 23947. | Abhay Pawar (abhay_abhay) | 46.85 | 94% | 2023-06-29 |
| 23948. | ⛵☢☠ (chappie) | 46.85 | 94% | 2016-03-06 |
| 23949. | Arthur (arthurlupino) | 46.84 | 94% | 2021-03-13 |
| 23950. | Mok (wonoz) | 46.84 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 23951. | Mani (user_mani) | 46.83 | 94% | 2023-01-09 |
| 23952. | Vincent (rubixon) | 46.83 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 23953. | Rosemary (elrohir11) | 46.82 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23954. | Toby (tobyhsb) | 46.81 | 94% | 2017-11-06 |
| 23955. | Flo (flooo___) | 46.81 | 95% | 2023-08-01 |
| 23956. | Ozymandias (ozymandias_qc) | 46.81 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 23957. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 46.81 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 23958. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 46.79 | 94% | 2022-02-16 |
| 23959. | Ray (raysrlu) | 46.79 | 92% | 2016-11-22 |
| 23960. | Rohit Kumar Gupta (r0hit_98... | 46.77 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 23961. | Heet (heetpatel219) | 46.77 | 93% | 2021-07-18 |
| 23962. | Patzlyk (patzlyk) | 46.76 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23963. | nikolas (nicknt) | 46.76 | 93% | 2021-03-02 |
| 23964. | hhope (hhope) | 46.75 | 100% | 2022-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |