The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4083. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 58.65 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 4084. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 58.64 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| 4085. | Turtle (bigtripod) | 58.64 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4086. | Teal (teal5) | 58.64 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4087. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 58.64 | 94% | 2013-08-15 |
| 4088. | arvx (vinz24) | 58.64 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 4089. | ankit (remus_wolf) | 58.63 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 4090. | Josh (mini_langerz) | 58.63 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 4091. | HAIDER (india_) | 58.63 | 99% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4092. | Eric (xplo99) | 58.63 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 4093. | Jakeman90210 (jakeman90210) | 58.62 | 95% | 2015-03-01 |
| 4094. | Sam (sams25) | 58.62 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 4095. | Duong (duongvalo) | 58.62 | 93% | 2012-09-10 |
| 4096. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 58.61 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4097. | Elibay (elibay98) | 58.61 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 4098. | Donald (dmasterman13) | 58.61 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 4099. | alex (tene3) | 58.60 | 94% | 2023-03-02 |
| 4100. | Mani (user_mani) | 58.60 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 4101. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 58.60 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4102. | lawrence (rence) | 58.60 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 4103. | Luca (maverik) | 58.60 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 4104. | Faizan (fmahmood) | 58.60 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 4105. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 58.60 | 91% | 2017-04-12 |
| 4106. | chaitanya (cborah) | 58.59 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4107. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 58.59 | 94% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4108. | Django (django_unchained) | 58.58 | 91% | 2015-01-28 |
| 4109. | xavan (pourax) | 58.58 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 4110. | deathfume (sickfreak) | 58.57 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4111. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 58.57 | 95% | 2016-10-10 |
| 4112. | Fahnee (bronwyn) | 58.57 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |