The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21973. | Sarath (lightisfast) | 68.46 | 92% | 2015-02-03 |
| 21974. | PandoraOG (pandoraog) | 68.46 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 21975. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 68.46 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 21976. | Đăng Nguyên (dangnguyen) | 68.46 | 98% | 2012-10-23 |
| 21977. | Ruben (ecerulm) | 68.46 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 21978. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 68.46 | 94% | 2015-12-21 |
| 21979. | frooday (frooday) | 68.45 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21980. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 68.45 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 21981. | Kevin (zapdosblitz) | 68.45 | 94% | 2011-11-20 |
| 21982. | poopnickel (j_rrific) | 68.45 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 21983. | Gee ButterSnaps (jevanfg) | 68.44 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 21984. | MrCoolBananas (tonyhicks20) | 68.44 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 21985. | Mandar (mandar7) | 68.44 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 21986. | A (andrewg124) | 68.44 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 21987. | UenX (uenx) | 68.44 | 94% | 2012-07-08 |
| 21988. | Autumn (mylifeischill) | 68.44 | 95% | 2012-03-27 |
| 21989. | Mani (user_mani) | 68.43 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 21990. | (ntandem) | 68.43 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 21991. | irdyums (irdyums) | 68.43 | 84% | 2016-11-03 |
| 21992. | Jian (jaylow3) | 68.43 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 21993. | Mokhirjon (zvermafia) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 21994. | hhh (hhhaaahhhaa) | 68.43 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 21995. | _____ (____________________... | 68.43 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21996. | Colin (squishyfishyum) | 68.43 | 88% | 2017-01-24 |
| 21997. | AZ (tundoo) | 68.43 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 21998. | Manoj (manojk) | 68.43 | 94% | 2015-01-06 |
| 21999. | Hekri (hekri) | 68.43 | 91% | 2015-08-26 |
| 22000. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 68.43 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| 22001. | Elliot (thefascist) | 68.42 | 97% | 2015-03-26 |
| 22002. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 68.42 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |