I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22705. | Alex (lillesael) | 55.98 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 22706. | Joe (joen01) | 55.98 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 22707. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (jim... | 55.98 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 22708. | Nahid (nahidsaikat) | 55.98 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 22709. | Jan (jan3112) | 55.97 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 22710. | aranav (aranavkacker) | 55.97 | 96% | 2018-07-05 |
| 22711. | vu (vuluu0441) | 55.96 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 22712. | hydroPUMP (hydropump) | 55.96 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 22713. | Dowie (suratdowie) | 55.96 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 22714. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 55.96 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 22715. | Arne (thenorwegianpro) | 55.94 | 91% | 2023-08-13 |
| 22716. | Taki (patini) | 55.94 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 22717. | Gazeekoo (gazeekoo) | 55.94 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 22718. | naveen (eeneeneen) | 55.93 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 22719. | Jasmine (juicyjas) | 55.92 | 95% | 2023-08-15 |
| 22720. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.92 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 22721. | Radek (raddzio) | 55.91 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 22722. | SamaSama (chaos_sama) | 55.91 | 94.9% | 2023-11-28 |
| 22723. | Jimmy (user39) | 55.91 | 96.2% | 2021-02-28 |
| 22724. | parto (partoptr) | 55.91 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
| 22725. | Bradass2kBC (jensoncopp) | 55.90 | 95% | 2018-09-12 |
| 22726. | Jomar (sushijo) | 55.90 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 22727. | Aleksandar (alek0688) | 55.90 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 22728. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 55.90 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 22729. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 55.90 | 94% | 2018-02-15 |
| 22730. | nong (ningg) | 55.89 | 95.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 22731. | Dalay (21dalay_willshine) | 55.89 | 96.6% | 2025-04-11 |
| 22732. | PigAssault0 (pigassault0) | 55.89 | 95% | 2024-06-18 |
| 22733. | Arnold (arnoldaguila04) | 55.89 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 22734. | Lucas Haglund Johansson (lu... | 55.88 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |