So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29327. | John (dent12) | 54.16 | 92% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29328. | Luciano (materiapensante) | 54.16 | 92% | 2012-05-28 |
| 29329. | Sop (coachprincesssoppy) | 54.16 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 29330. | 朝穆 (atoutevitesse) | 54.16 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 29331. | André (l33tpawz) | 54.16 | 84% | 2013-12-10 |
| 29332. | Nate (naterj) | 54.16 | 92% | 2012-08-18 |
| 29333. | Kristján (erazer) | 54.16 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 29334. | SquickerZ (squickerz) | 54.15 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 29335. | Niks (sixunity) | 54.15 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 29336. | Evan (jiameelorh) | 54.15 | 93% | 2020-01-26 |
| 29337. | Viraxor (viraxor) | 54.15 | 94% | 2023-07-20 |
| 29338. | Killuminati (ahmedali25jan) | 54.15 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 29339. | Landon (jatasgo) | 54.15 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 29340. | Aaron (necro) | 54.15 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 29341. | Kazu (kzmtyperacer) | 54.15 | 99% | 2017-09-28 |
| 29342. | Juan (juanto121) | 54.15 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 29343. | Jimmy (user39) | 54.14 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 29344. | MrK (mrku) | 54.14 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 29345. | Akash (akashshrm02) | 54.14 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 29346. | M (mostafam) | 54.14 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 29347. | grim (grimreaper) | 54.14 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 29348. | b (bmv3502) | 54.14 | 91% | 2011-10-16 |
| 29349. | Xal (xalfamily) | 54.13 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 29350. | Lucas (luk4z) | 54.12 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
| 29351. | alexey (aleksei) | 54.12 | 97% | 2016-07-20 |
| 29352. | ReJ (rejoice) | 54.12 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 29353. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 54.12 | 95% | 2016-06-18 |
| 29354. | Hunter (htrout234) | 54.11 | 89% | 2016-03-08 |
| 29355. | batmunkh (batmunkh) | 54.11 | 94% | 2022-01-29 |
| 29356. | Lisa (lisee) | 54.11 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |